Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
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