dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
I'm really busy with my period
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