Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
