she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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