lets start a swedish sibling band together
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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