Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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