Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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