gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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