if you like me you must not know who I am
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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