Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
