So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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