Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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