i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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