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(903): View more from Texas

Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.

(1-314): View more from Missouri

Me specifically?

(903): View more from Texas

Yep.

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(253): View more from Washington

I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost

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(807): View more from Ontario

at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.

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(510): View more from California

listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.

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(313): View more from Michigan

Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill

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(318): View more from Louisiana

Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought

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(651): View more from Minnesota

You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.

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(516): View more from New York

My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan

(1-516): View more from New York

I'm jealous

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