Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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