Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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