I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
