Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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