ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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