Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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