Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(913): View more from Kansas

if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad

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(330): View more from Ohio

I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.

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(517): View more from Michigan

the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season

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(801): View more from Utah

No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything

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(785): View more from Kansas

So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.

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(443): View more from Maryland

I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?

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(512): View more from Texas

We need a plan...

(1-512): View more from Texas

Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building

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(732): View more from New Jersey

FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES

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