Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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