For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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