dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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