I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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