The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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