Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
