Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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