Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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