Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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