super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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