I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Life is so much better after having sex.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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