Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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