All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
where am i from again
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Randomize
