Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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