doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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