I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
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