I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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