Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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