I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
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