I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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