Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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