what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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