You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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