I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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