I just made out with a guy for $7.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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