I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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