Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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