Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm going to jail i love you
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Two words: nipple clamps
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