Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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